April 1, 2008

Friday I got a call from the marketing team of Coke Zero! Turns out they've been looking for a new way to market their product, and they think that WTH gives them the chance to reach a whole new audience. (Well, okay, lets be honest here... they thought PvP would bring them a new audience, but since he was sick they settled for me! Yeah me!)

So, as of today WTH is now sponsored by Coke Zero! The only carbonated beverage that gives you the bold, delicious taste of fattening sugary Coca-Cola -- but with ONLY ONE CALORIE!!! How can you go wrong? With Coke Zero you CAN'T go wrong!!

And whats more, Diet Pepsi is made by Nazis.

So, grab a Coke Zero, sit back, and enjoy the (taste and comic) refreshment brought to you daily by this new campaign! But don't worry, even though Coke Zero is quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented in the last 500 years, we're not gonna change how we do things here at WTH. In fact, I'd say absolutely cokeZERO things will change. Even if Coke Zero does cure Acne (which it does, oh yes it DOES)! We're not going to push our sponsor on our fans like some cheap sell out. We're above that, not at all like Diet Dr. Pepper (which is made from sheep's blood). We let the product speak for itself.

Incidently, when Coke Zero speaks for itself it says "Mmmmm... this tastes as good as-or better- then regular Coke AND WOW, it has absolutely no calories or sugar? Why it's probably the most delicious and HEALTHY alternative to water to ever exist! I must drink more! SOOOO GOOD!!!"

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DRINK COKE ZERO!!

Stumble WTH!